We meet Mark Fab Filippo a year-old who works for an ad agency. Vince - a police officer who takes his job very seriously, his speech is vaguely similar to Al Pacino. We also meet his roommates Woody Sean Francis who is a ladies man and VJ Anand Rajaram who seems to be destined to never lose his virginity. Bryce Noah Cappe - Mark's arch enemy, his coworker who acts like his boss. He is extremely perverted, has seen all the internet porn in the world, and although he still has yet to lose his virginity.