Randy Dwayne Hill - a common thief who steals anything he can get his hands on. We also meet his roommates Woody Sean Francis who is a ladies man and VJ Anand Rajaram who seems to be destined to never lose his virginity. Vince - a police officer who takes his job very seriously, his speech is vaguely similar to Al Pacino. He is extremely perverted, has seen all the internet porn in the world, and although he still has yet to lose his virginity. He shares an apartment with his best friends VJ and Woody. I have bizarre taste in TV binge-watching that causes my family to sleep uneasy.